„Pe această Planetă există doar o singură rasă cu două picioare, care munceşte, vorbeşte şi uneori gândeşte: Homo Sapiens Sapiens”, a scris rabinul şef al Ungariei, Robert Frolich, pe contul său de Facebook.
Și plătește impozit, aș adăuga – fără să-mi bat capul cu dovezi.
Și care, spre disperarea lui Dumnezău însuși, nu vede dincolo de vîrful nasului (sau a ceasului de gaz) – în timp ce planeta îl bate peste ceafă cu extincție.
If ya think I’m shitting you finger follow the fuck storm as it goes.
Braindrops by Tropical Fuck Storm
Yeah, rise and shine, you’re fine man Even if you’re feeling kinda wonky on your legs If you’re wondering who woke up, you woke up We just have not figured out which you yet
You ain’t dreaming That means what’s not you is beyond you You’ll see only what it represents But now you’ve gotta get up Cause time is nagging more than ever Like a dog humping your leg So get up
(Get up, get up, now) (Get up, get up, now) Get up (Get up, get up, now) (Get up, get up, now)
So get dressed, get out The worst is over now You picked an odd time to start feeling strange And when all’s said and done You’re just a massive cunt So stop acting like your problems All jumped out of a cake
The sun is blazing, man It’s too bright to see What washed ashore past midnight on Victoria Street So we’re gonna buy some shades Keep it under wraps Not making eye contact with Pikachus or moaning cats
I remember a time life was simple like a glass of water Simple like a glass of water And now it’s crystal clear as any bathroom mirror Crystal clear as any bathroom mirror
You’re like a snake with its arse up its head man, stop thinking It’s enough dealing with this heat and stink School bus, street pus, the crushed skulls of watermelons Flowing down a drain the color of Indian ink
And there Marcel snoozin’ after doing some boozin’ Having one them dreams where you’re losing your teeth He’s sleeping in the door of what was Thy Thy Snoring ‘neath a sign saying its up for lease
And then a tram thunders along Going ding ding dong The driver staring through the windscreen in a trance The hours are way too long But then the pay is shit I hear he’s saving all his money for a hair transplant
The hours are long, but The hours are long, but The hours are long, but The hours are very very long
Look at that gak head chew, high as a panzer crew Some Soccer mummy’s introduced him to the pigs Her horse is higher than a junky’s But like everybody else here she’s buying everything on tic
And there’s Veronica, waiting on blah blah blah He left her filing her nails in the car Man, beauty got a raw deal there it ain’t fair And you can hear it in her laugh It jars, she’s so unhappy
You’ll find him most mornings ‘neath the grocery awnings Making sure the only arrests round here are cardiac He’s got your back, he’ll ask you if you’re Jason Then send your money to some cam girl up in Seminyak
I remember a time life was simple like a glass of water Simple like a glass of water But now it’s crystal clear as any bathroom mirror Crystal clear as any bathroom mirror
And there’s the snort of Nguyen’s old Subaru on laughing gas He says he hasn’t lost a patient yet He smokes it up around the corner where you gave up trying to guess What goes on in other peoples heads
It’s hard to tell How far you are from knowing your heart It’s hard to tell How far you are from knowing your heart It’s hard to tell
Under the stars and the sun You feel it all coming undone You can pretend it’s a game Under a brand new pair of shades You can pretend it’s a game A pressure drop in your brain
And now we’re gonna buy those shades We’re coming in to land And straight away the man’s proposing that the world is flat It’s also square and it ain’t going anywhere Well we can see it’s full of squares Not gonna argue with that And now we’re laughing in the window of his old bong shop Selling cheap shit sham knock off hand bags brands And he’s explaining how we’re living in a simulation So why not buy a pair of Chinese Ray Bans?
How far you are from knowing your heart It’s hard to tell How far you are from knowing your heart How far you are from knowing your heart How far you are from knowing your heart How far you are from knowing your heart It’s really hard to tell How far you are from knowing your heart How far you are from knowing your heart How far you are from knowing your heart